What if I was Poor

I am a homeless old bag that lives on the side of the street with my poor friends in crime Toko, Aidan and Shawn. Toko is the poorest out of all of us because he always tries to steal my box. So I pushed him out of the way and he almost died because I pushed him onto the road and he got hit by a truck that Shawns dad was riding. But luckily Toko stayed alive. I remember when we used to be billionares roming around the place throwing cash every where and laughing at old homeless people wrestling and fighting each other for money. Until Richard my son brought us back to life and said he lost the fortune so I grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the stomach and he bled to death. There is one really sad man his name is Sonny Bill Williams. He always threatens us and throws 2 dollar coins at our faces. Luckily we had a tiny bit of our superhero powers and we sent him flying all the way to Japan. We were as happy as a billionare

One day we saw a group of hippies protesting about whales. So we got up and smashed them, I got so angry that I turned into the hulk and I was on a rampage. But really I did’nt im just lying but we did smash the hippies and they called the police. In the police there were four policemen named Joe, Cleveland, Quagmire and last but not least Peter Griffin. Peter Griffin was fast and he was also fat because he keeps eating donuts. Joe was handicap because he is in a wheel chair and cant walk. Quagmire is the funny one because he has a fat head. No one likes Cleveland because he is brown. Anyway they jacked us up and chucked us into jail where we met a big ugly guy called Meg and a little man called Stewie and  2 dogs called Brian and Tokotoko. As was laughing as hard as a hyena

We became the best of friends and planned to get out of jail. The break out of jail plan was a success and we were finally free to go back to the streets where we belong. Once we got to our place it was taken by a gang called the Warriors who were fighting with 2 gangs called the High Hats and the Baseball Furies. So we formed a Hippie and Homeless gang and smashed everyone and killed a guy from the Warriors called Fox. We also killed a guy from the High Hats named Chatterbox. Chatterbox was their leader so they were furious with us. But once we kicked them out of our home we killed all the hippies with a 12 barrell shotgun that we stole from the Baseball Furies. But I had found out that I got stabbed by a guy from the Warriors called Leon. So I fell down and died and some other hippies came back and killed Toko, Aidan and Shawn.